I gave you a fast crash earlier....

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 09/30/2014 at 16:11 • Filed to: None

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Now, I give you a slow one. One that is potentially scarier, by far.

Fast And Furious 8, Suez Drift!

My citroen won't start > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/30/2014 at 16:15

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All that screaming, please Alah make it stop!

Do-Rif-To > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/30/2014 at 16:21

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

i didn't fucking turn

user314 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/30/2014 at 17:00

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Nice to see Joseph Hazelwood is still captaining ships.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > user314 09/30/2014 at 17:02

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I love that he was referenced in Waterworld...that's about the only good thing about that movie.

Klaus Schmoll > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/30/2014 at 17:16

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http://jalopnik.com/massive-suez-c…

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Klaus Schmoll 09/30/2014 at 17:27

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You are assuming I wander out into the FP.

Klaus Schmoll > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/30/2014 at 17:33

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I know, it can be a scary place, but it's mostly harmless.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Klaus Schmoll 09/30/2014 at 17:35

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Oh, and we all know how that ended !